has your life been just one of those days lately? has life been just falling down all around you? am i the only one who just gets settled in for the night and the dog wants out, then when you get to the door it's already open but he just wants to show you what a good boy he is for going out all by himself. only to get woken the next morning to the loudest most voice challenged bimbo squeeling about something. i guess i moved just enough to turn the volume up full blast and change the channel to a station that the singers (and i say singers so loosely as none of them could carry a note in a bucket) are trying to sound like cat's being screwed by a freight train. yes it's MY FAULT. i fell asleep with the jumbo/combo control everything controller, witch only does half of what it's made to do. i need a second controller to do other functions.
now picture if you will a large man, yes a very large man, OK OK OK it's my fat ass wedged deeply into a recliner chair and it's 0-dark thirty, sun not up yet and all the above has happened. i was confused my mouth was dry from sawing big logs, and nothing close at hand to drink. so now i have dry mouth, but the front of my shirt it all wet from snoring and drueling on myself. do i dare try to get up and find something or just sqeese the water, ok druel from my shirt. hey it's my druel. damn i still got to get up and pee unless i ........
O.K. i was going to do this thread about something but now i forget what it was. how come i had to log in again? OOP'S WRONG PASS WORD. try again. what day is it?
OH HELL NOW THE DOG WANTS OUT.